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Anonymous

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Active: Dec. 15 2002 17:16
Posts: 8
Sun, Nov. 18 2001 05:01

1. You know the metal tin that comes with Aol 6.0...ashtray or cigarette caddy.(so that they dont get crushed)

2.Sun reflectors for people who like getting tans...

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Mike

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Active: Feb. 25 2013 03:24
Posts: 10733
Sun, Nov. 18 2001 20:24
Finally, thanks redvamp - I thought that no one knew any jokes anymore.  My faith in humanity is restored.

Here are some more...


Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldnt have fit."


Customer: "My computer crashed!"

Tech Support: "It crashed?"

Customer: "Yeah, it wont let me play my game."

Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."

Customer: "No, it didnt crash-it crashed."

Tech Support: "Huh?"

Customer: "I crashed my game. Thats what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesnt work."

Tech Support: "Click on File, then New Game."

Customer: [pause] "Wow! Howd you learn how to do that?"


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